The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch is one of my favorite scenes. I still giggle like a little girl from the moment he says "orangutans, breakfast cereals and fruitbats" to the end.

Apparently, we see now that the way creepy old Republican closet queens recognize each other is by tapping their feet three times in the loo.
We Monty Python and The Holy Grail nerds recognize each other in a crowd of normal people by sending out these signals...
1) WHAT is your quest? (said gruffly in a bad Scottish accent)
2) She turned me into a newt!
3) I fart in your general direction.
4) Ni!
The closet Monty Python nerd will not be able to contain themselves. The responses will be....
1) We seek the Holy Grail. Then they will talk about African swallows and migrating coconuts.
2) But I got better.
3) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
5) We will continue to say "Ni" until you bring us a shubbery.
I couldn't think of a tune for tonight, but I did find this jewel from the greatest film ever made...Monty Python and The Quest For The Holy Grail.
"...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." Amen."

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