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 When The Man Behind The Curtain Takes Center Stage...Or A Playwrite's Final Frustration
 

 

we have been backstage

in the swell and smell of whale oil lamps

pounding out scripts for actors

who mimicked our words

but never really spoke them with our blood in the throat 

and our tears dropped on pages in pools of ink and sea

damn the actor!

damn them that took the bows after speaking our words

bowing instead of bleeding and tasting salt water

bathed in light while we bathe in the darkness

catching roses thrown from patronizers

and cheques thrown from venturers

 

Sometimes the writer bounds from the chair and out of the darkness behind the curtains.  Hang on fellows, it's gonna be a bumpy night in the theater.

The show must go on, and just wait til you get a load of this song and dance. 

 

 

 

Posted by Biggie T at 11:21 PM - 15 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Moonage Daydream
 



Tonight, Marc and I may have just peered into the perfect storefront for our new business and our future (after peering into the windows of dozens of available storefronts and driving our broker crazy as we proccessed each of them). Please send us some good vibes and prayers.

We then of course had to rush home to bathe ourselves in a weird stew of hysteria, excitement, nervousness, induced placidity and zen, self-doubt, pride, self-indulgence, boastfulness, courage, destiny, and our wanton desire to become teeth-gnashing capitalist pigs.

We dealt with the angst of this empending monumental, life changing decision in our usual fashion tonight with beer and 2 sweet vinyl discs from David Bowie's recording of "David Live".

The opening lines to "Moonage Daydream" have fascinated me since I was a kid, hauling around the cassette player that I duct taped to the handle bars of my bike.

"I'm an alligator,
I'm a mama-papa coming for you
I'm the space invader,
I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' bitch for you"

****(I love messin' with you guys. If I didn't mess with ya, it would mean that I didn't love ya.)

Peace and hot monkey love...as always,

T

Posted by Biggie T at 2:38 AM - 31 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 'Shroomin
 



The front lawn at the Dog House was visited by aliens. They started popping up two weekends ago and quickly started taking over. There were 18 of them last week and they were huge. I'm used to seeing the little ones come up periodically, but these were monsters. Some of them came up in a circular pattern called a "fairy ring"... ...and No, we didn't eat any of them.

Marc took some pics with a dollar bill to show how large these bad boys were.



I could have sworn I saw a guy in a cowboy hat and grey braids roaming around the yard last week.

Posted by Biggie T at 8:48 AM - 27 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Who Da Boogie Man?....We Da Boogie Man If We Don't Straighten Up And Fly Right
 



It just appears to me that we spend an inordinate amount of time looking for the boogie man around every corner. The boogie man changes with each generation, but we insist on having him there. We create the boogie man so we can cloister along tribal lines and feel united against something.

Sometimes we go so far as to give birth to uber-boogie-men and manifest this in monumental proportions. We aren't scared quite fucking shitless enough, so we nurture, empower, and gleefully hand over the reins to...the Pharoahs, Herods, Neros, Khans, Eric The Reds, Vlad The Impalers, Hitlers, Stalins, etc.

Subconsciously, we always seem to careen off the course and fertilize the ground for holocaust and jihad and bagged spinach. (Ok...the bagged spinach thing may not be applicable in this context, but is certainly timely.)

The western "civilized" world has manipulated the holy lands for centuries like some stupid 8 year old bully playing with matches. We can't continue to light the fires and then run home to mommy with an innocent look on our fat little red faces.

Call me simplistic. Call me pollyanic if you will. Call me idealistic. Call me Erma. Hell, I really don't care what you call me....but it just seems to me that if we...

A) Grew up and figured out an end to this tit-for-tat bullshit based on "faith", we'd be at least taking a step in the right direction.

B) Kept our poops to ourselves and our popes on a short rope, we wouldn't need to draw lines in the sand.

C) Try to hear beyond each other's language and peer into each other's hearts. I think we are longing for and asking for the same things deep inside.

This was a test, let's not screw it up...

Genesis 11:1-9

1. And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.
2. And it came to pass, as they journeyed from the east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there.
3. And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly.
4. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
5. And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.
6. And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men built.
7. And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language; and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.
8. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.
9. Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth.

I can't sometimes help but think that God just has a warped sense of humor. I actually like that in God. He is the ultimate Playah.

Be safe out there, T
Posted by Biggie T at 10:34 PM - 11 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Jumping Up And Down On A Hotdog In The Middle Of Market Street?
 

Just found this 1960's propaganda film about the dangers of LSD.

These are the three valuable lessons I gleaned from it...

1) Choose your wardrobe BEFORE you start tripping.
2) Only buy wieners from a reputable kosher establishment.
3) Hotdogs have family too.

Enjoy and be safe out there.

Posted by Biggie T at 7:36 PM - 52 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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