Speakers up, home slice! You bettah recognize!

I came up
around
dangerous
people

Metamorphed,
minimorphed,
insolated,
and
moats dug
aided
and abetted
by the
diggers
in
the dirty dirt
of
the dirty south

Objectify
and
villify
those not
from
around here.
The codex I heard
loud
and
clear

Don't touch that dial!

Never occured
to me
to listen
to
all the channels

Until I got
hair
on
my
balls

At the ripe
old
age
of fourteen,
I guess
I started
hearing
other channels

Radio Free Love An African
Radio Free Kiss A Boy
Radio Free Free Your Brain
Radio Free Free Your Heart
Radio Free Free Yourself

Never knew
there
were so many frequencies.

I hear them
all
now

******Biggie T "Radio Free Me"

 

1)      Our alarm clock is named Nobby.  He talks and cracks jokes.

 

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2)      I had an official Bicycle Shorts Guy sighting at the corner of Ponce & Moreland this morning.  This time, I actually got a picture of him with my phone.  I spent an hour trying to figure out how to email it to my account, but never could.

 

3)      I realized today that is virtually impossible to be in a bad mood after listening to the Beastie Boys.

 

4)      I broke the 1600 ranking mark in backgammon at zone.com today!  Awww yeah.

 

5)      The only network television show that I think is worth watching is My Name Is Earl.  I think reality TV sucks and I really can’t believe that it is such a popular genre.  I mean…come on!  Is that what TV programming has devolved into??

 

*****Lou Reed "Coney Island Baby"

Ottowa 2 Buffalo 1 in the third.
A guy in Alabama just got pulled over with a black transvestite prostitute in his car.
Martha is planting a mixed container.

The Playoffs is on channel 44.
Cops is on channel 43.
Martha is on channel 7.

Dammit dammit dammit...this is one of those times I wish we had Tivo.

9:34 Ottowa 2 Buffalo 1 Final

This is my kind of guy.

He wandered up to one of those electronic highway signs and figured out how to change the messages. I love a good prank and this one made me chuckle.

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&sort=active&head=1&thread_id=64475

Peace, T